So, yeah, straps. Which is to say, a tube of black polyester chiffon, gathered, and stitched to the back of the dress where the optional ($70) straps used to go. I haven't yet sewn down the fronts, because who knows how I'll feel day of? But at least that's one less naggy thing on my mind.
Travel tomorrow. I wish I had a better handsewing project to work on. I did make some pattens today though, but this isn't a *woodworking* blog now is it.